Titles

Oh man, titles. There’s an art. I could tell you…man.

I’ve painted myself into a corner. It was the perfect plan: paint self into corner, then enjoy some sweet, sweet standin’ & lookin’. Is there anything more satisfying than that first step onto tasty, fresh, completely dry floor paint after witnessing the full majesty that is the paint drying process? I think not.

But enough about my life, let’s talk internet. I announced the end of meta posts— so this can’t possibly be one—and have started working on a review. But I can’t seem to get through it without a particular meta topic polluting it to the point of total distraction.

It’s social networks. I used to have a consistent standard of rules for these things. If it got stupid, I would just quit that one and start over. Things seem to be getting more stable with these sites…and this is the problem. Networks in real life are fuzzy and chaotic. People come and go (or don’t) often for no reason. I felt like I had reached some kind of emotional maturity about this stuff in real life and it applied the same way online. But that was years ago.

I now have a different set of friend-adding rules for each profile. I’ll be going into these in this new ‘networks’ category. Been trying to sum it all up in one post but this is obviously an evolving subject. All of this is about different aspects of culture and finding (a) place(s) in it. Music is a part of culture and recordings are really just concrete artifacts of specific social networks actualizing themselves. I want to share my experience with something that can be experienced by others; you can listen to the records and have your own experience. If you’ve already had the experience you can share it in the comments or link from your own site or whatever. If you haven’t heard the record, me telling you about it is part of your experience. (You could leave that part out, I’ll never know.) Everyone’s experience is valid.

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Fuckin’ Rainbows

This will be the last in the ‘meta’ series, so I figured I’d give it a title that won’t be funny even a week from now.

OK. I’ve suffered another hard drive crash. It was one of my externals, and almost everything was backed-up on one of the other ones. But it made me rethink the whole way I was doing this. (And by “doing this” I mean “thinking about doing this“.)

A problem that bugged me about the randomness of what record to select depends on a process that is easily corrupted (by me) or disrupted by technical concerns. A less asshole way to say this is I’m trying to make it easier to continue while making it harder for me to cheat.

Enter: my sidebar blog. I’ve been fucking with tumblr a lot more than wordpress lately. Really, I’m trying not to as much since I want to create at least some original content on my own server that I pay for. (I now remember starting that tumblr to remind myself to care about last.fm…eh.) Anyway, I got everything merged together now and it looks cool and it works so who cares what the original concept was because it was way too complicated.

This really feels like a huge cop-out to me, but life goes on. [Note to self: get life.]

Click here and you get a record I not only own, but have listened to. I will be choosing records to talk about from there. Now I need to clean up and recode that a bit, but I’ll try not to get too crazy.

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“Why do you talk like an asshole?”

It’s a valid question.

It wasn’t asked directly of me, it was a thought I had towards someone else the other day, but I’m sure the same thought has been in many people brains at some time, and many of those times, I was putting it there. It should be answered directly.

Sometimes I have a point. But it becomes a habit, as I find it has with others. I try not to get mad. We just can’t stop talking like assholes. Maybe we are assholes. But this is a simile, followed by a metaphor.

I want to tell you about my record collection.

My record collection is something real. It exists, in the present. It consists of many forms of recorded music, which might be a serious debate for some people, but, if you make music and are serious about it, the fact that you have a recording of it or not is infinitely more important than the playback medium. The next important thing would be the quality of the recording process, but even that’s getting into subjectivity. The medium (and number of copies made) determine the survivability of the recording. I’m going to tell you about the copies that I personally have.

I try to make music and have a number of songs running around my brain at any time. And I spend a lot of time fooling around of various instruments. It might not ever turn into anything. If I die tomorrow, definitely not. But my record collection will still go right on existing. Unless I’m killed in some sort of house explosion, or fire, or planes fly into my house causing a flaming explosion, which I feel is always in the cards.

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Idea: Listen to musicians that are not dead

Reports of the death of Ronnie James Dio (as of today earlier today) are at least slightly exaggerated. He has definitely not died, and isn’t even acutely dying. But he has been chronically alive for quite a while now, and sooner or later it will be fatal. Now, I don’t know how many records you own featuring Dio, but I do know as soon as he kicks it, you’ll feel terrible about this and want to at least listen to some Dio it not get some records, perhaps a convenient Best Of from the Newly Dead section. Why not listen to some Dio today anyway? You’ll feel better today and much better later. Well, you’ll feel cooler. You’ll probably feel much worse overall after having formed an emotional bond. But at least you won’t be faking it.

You’d be stupid of course to only listen to living musicians. Most of them are awful.

edit: Willie Nelson is still alive.

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Got to stop talking like that…

Bloglines seems to have died and/or outlived it’s usefulness.

First, Bloglines is back up and I’m still using it, it was only down for a few days. And many people still think a working RSS is a good idea. (The rest I follow on twitter.) Second and maybe more important, I myself am barely alive and currently not very useful. Should I write something off with a better overall percentage of working than me?

I kinda had to take a little break being hard on myself, but I clearly went too far. I’m hardly doing anything lately but giving other people (and web servers, inanimate objects, etc) crap at the first sign of temporary failure. Then to top it off, I make a blog entry (on a whole new blog, at a new address, which I expect people to find, and love) that seems to be designed to earn me sympathy for being a horrible person.

Well, if I know anything about the internet, it’s full of horrible people. Let me know it’s working.

Nah, j/k. But comments are open.

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Metal A-Z

I’m up to the L’s. Is Lightning Bolt metal? Not really, but I’m trying to resist urge to sort everything again. All my files from my old computer (now on an external harddrive) are sorted by very loose genres and I felt like I needed to go through the Metal. Most of the new music I’m excited about is coming from the metal…region. I’m still all over the place musically, and still studying Japanese. Thinking about life in general. This blog is really about taking stock. It was meant to be all in the form of record reviews, but that isn’t much of a “blog”. Going to include more entries like this…twitter’s cool, and tumblr, but I’ve been on there too much. It’s kept me active while I go through some personal stuff I won’t get into. I don’t even want to think about the stuff I used to post on livejournal. It all got pretty emo. Feel like I’m getting back to myself. Which may mean pissing some people off, but that’s where Metal comes in very nicely. Some of the greatest music ever is completely alienating to the vast majority of people, and no amount of writing is going to change that. It doesn’t need to.

I may make a new category for ‘news’ to comment on stuff like in the old blog. And I need to redo the links. Bloglines seems to have died and/or outlived it’s usefulness. My interests are boiling down into definable categories, mostly Japan and music-related. Don’t feel need to get into culture theory and these larger philosophies, it’s settled down for me a lot mentally. I would have thought this as boring before as I’ve spent a lot of my life trying to take in as many random things as possible, but there’s only so much chaos you can take before nkithsn sbfhohakjkdf bahaoauga.

Oh good, we’re up to M. That’s a good one.

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Update

First of all, this blog is a year old. The memories! No, it’s not very active. 2009 kicked my ass in various non-entertaining ways and I should feel lucky I got anything done at all. But I am a miserable sensitive artist, you see. Behold my self-dissatisfaction!

Also, I took down the Opentape page because there was a glitch I didn’t like and it was up long enough. The old blog will remain up in it’s trainwreck glory. I think I lost most of my readers before it ended for whatever reason (I was pretty drunk) but to anyone wondering this is the active one (that isn’t about my own music or mostly random nonsense.)

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Queensrÿche | Empire

A bizarre series of circumstances has led me to think about this record for longer than the length of the only good song on it, which is the only song I have on my computer. But that song came up in shuffle, and I do own the record:


So there it is, just like I found it (in a box of mostly empty cd cases someone was throwing out). I only listened the whole thing once, then ripped Silent Lucidity onto my laptop, never to be listened to again.

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‘Best of Japan 2009′

Original post (from April):

In the old blog I promised a traditional, focused top 10 for J-albums, but I killed the blog. If I don’t stick to it, I’m going to just drive around listening to the new Mastodon cause that shit is great.

But I figure I will add to list list as I go, committing to buy at least ten new albums from Japan this year. (I’m really being an asshole about it and not counting the new Utada.) If I get more, stuff gets squeezed out. I’m not trying to find albums that are merely “good”, but that threaten to take over your life. It’s always been my opinion that ten of such albums never come out in any given year, but blahblah, etc.

Mono | Hymn to the Immortal Wind
Morning Musume | Platinum 9
Ha.

It’s August. Fuck it. I’m not a critic, or even a consistent opinion-giver. Nobody cares about my year-end list, not even me. I thought it would be a good challenge for me to fill in the format for once with something meaningful to me. But it’s a bad challenge, or I fail the challenge, or the format fails me. I think sticking to my new format of strictly random reviews of records I own is a better challenge, but I have to get this one out of the way.

If you didn’t notice I decided adding to the list as I went was a terrible idea. I did drive around listening to only Mastodon and Momusu for a couple months. (Mono does not work as driving music for me, or you.) Then my CD player broke. This sucked but turned out to be good as it increased my gas mileage and decreased the amount of rocks thrown at my car considerably. It also got me listening to the radio, reminding me why I got into blogging about bands I originally discovered on YouTube. Sure there’s some good stations or individual DJs still out there, but I find myself on the edge of reception most of the time at best. Even the college stations, when the shows focus on current American indie, which used to be full of bands mind-blowingly good or fascinatingly bad—-it just seems “ok” to me. Everybody else seems to only care about putting the minimum amount of imagination into stuff you can dance to or seeming “dangerous” in some way. None of it really pushes anywhere. Few exceptions, but I’m tired of rhetoric, which is only part of the problem. Here’s my stupid list:

(btw, I started buying records alphabetically and did not get far before my credit card company cut the absurd limit they gave me a couple years ago in half, to just about what I owe them. Could be worse.)

Best of Records That I Could Afford Released in Japan in the First 8 Months of 2009 by Artists that Start with “M” Somehow

  1. Muramasa☆ | BEST [Limited]
  2. Mono | Hymn to the Immortal Wind [Human Highway]
  3. Morning Musume. | Platinum 9 [UP-FRONT WORKS/zetima]
  4. Marty Friedman | Tokyo Jukebox [avex]
  5. MEG | Beautiful [Universal J]
  6. MASS OF THE FERMENTING DREGS | World Is Yours [Avocado]
  7. mudy on the Sakuban | Kidnie [zankyo]
  8. Mari Yaguchi x AIRBAND | Seishun Boku/Seishun Ore [UP-FRONT WORKS/hachama]
  9. mouse on the keys | An Anxious Object [MachuPicchu INDUSTRIAS]
  10. m-flo | inside -Works Best III- [Rhythm Zone]

[edit: these get actual reviews as they come up randomly, which could take several years.]

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Upcoming Reviews

Haven’t gotten down to any reviews yet, given my (on-topic) writing speed and my (completely unrealistic but not impossible) goal of reviewing every album I own. I only got one started before my computer crashed and I had to rebuild the whole site. And I felt a little boxed in being stuck with that one. But that is kinda the point of this blog: thinking inside the box. BUT, I can make a bigger box. So, using my random process (foobar shuffle) here’s the first 20 reviews which I’ll get to in whatever order:

  • Queensrÿche| Empire
  • Kinski | Airs Above Your Station
  • V/A | Words and Music of Pizzicato Five
  • V/A | Osu! Tatakae! Ouedan! Original Songs!
  • V/A | I Love Bollywood
  • V/A | Japanese Independent Music
  • Sonic Youth | Experimental Jet Set, Trash and No Star
  • V/A | Kill Rock Stars
  • Faye Wong | Jiang Ai [To Love]
  • Pigface | Preaching to the Perverted
  • 2Pac | All Eyez On Me
  • V/A | Music of Islam Vol. 8: Folkloric Music of Tunisia
  • It’s a Tesseract | S/T
  • Pizzicato Five | Made in USA
  • V/A | Anticon Label Sampler: 1999-2004
  • Mark Prindle | Smilehouse
  • Tom Waits | Beautiful Maladies: The Island Years
  • Morning Musume. | Hawaiian de Kiku
  • Vince Guaraldi Trio | A Boy Named Charlie Brown
  • American Watercolor Movement | It Takes 15 to Tango in My Book, What Book Do You Read?

    Thaaat’s quality random. I don’t foresee any controversy.

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