Movies
So, you’ve probably heard the Criterion Collection is free on Hulu all President’s weekend. Lotta ones I need to see, including many Japanese classics.
Phil Freeman made this list of ones he’d seen last year, and I went through and made my own but it’s just been sitting in my drafts because I couldn’t think of an excuse to post it. Well here we are. And most of these movies have great soundtracks, right? It’s valid for a supposed music blog. Besides, how much can you learn about life through music alone? If you’re basing everything off lyrics you’re pretty much wasting your life, they’re usually just how one person felt for one day or words that sound good together. It’s almost as bad as children’s anime, face it.
Anyway, I was surprised at some of the movies in the Criterion Collection. Makes you wonder what the criterion for a Criterion is. They’re all good movies on some level, but there seem to be wildly different levels. I guess it’s a business decision in some cases. I gotta wrap up this paragraph in some satisfactory manner before I start researching this further. Done.
I would would watch any of these again except for Armageddon and Fat Girl, but I made myself pick ten favorites, bolded:
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Armageddon
Being John Malkovich
Bottle Rocket
Branded To Kill
Brazil
Chasing Amy
Chungking Express
Crumb
Dead Ringers
Down By Law
Easy Rider
F for Fake
Fat Girl
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Godzilla
Hard Boiled
The Harder They Come
Harold and Maude
House
House of Games
Ikiru
In the Mood for Love
Jubilee
The Killer
The Last Emperor
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
Man Bites Dog
Monty Python’s Life of Brian
Mystery Train
Naked Lunch
Onibaba
The Pornographers
Ran
Rashomon
Robocop
The Royal Tenenbaums
Rushmore
Seven Samurai
Sid & Nancy
The Silence of the Lambs
Slacker
Spartacus
This is Spinal Tap
Wings of Desire
Yojimbo
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フィナルFriday~1月25日
I’m gonna continue these posts at the end of each month but keep them shorter.
Haven’t gotten much writing done, been working on backup and cleaning. Keeping up with Anki. Catching up on podcasts. This WTF with Dave Grohl is pretty great. That reminds me, the SubGenius Hour of Slack had a nice run this past year with the Ol’ Rev. Stang pretty much completely dropping character for several episodes, (#1350-1360) just talks about life. It’s back to the usual stuff now, which is still fun if you haven’t heard it a million times. Which also reminds me, I’ve gotten into repeating myself a bit at times. Like, am I doing a bit? There’s not even a joke in them. Rehearsed bits with no jokes, repeated to the same audience. That’s no good.
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Followups
In my end of the year post, I said Perfume didn’t put out an album, but Spending All My Time had two great B-sides (available on iTunes), which should count for something. (Remember FAKE IT was a b-side from 2010.) Also I didn’t mention the Kyary Pamyu Pamyu album but I don’t think it was that great as far as having new songs on it. (Her first EP was surprisingly solid for what seemed like a one-off joke act.) On the album, only Drinker was up to the standard, I thought:
(Hopefully the fan that made this video was just taking a break from some kind of paid work.)It’s cheap on Amazon right now. Got most of the good songs on there. I’m not liking the newest stuff. This music is like a butterscotch sundae at it’s best; the aesthetics of it is like the syrup and the good songs are like some quality ice cream. If the songs are not all the way there it’s just like eating a bowl of wet sugar.
Also I mentioned Koda Kumi’s Lay Down and Crytal Kay’s Delicious na Kinyoubi almost randomly. I realize this is an almost embarrassingly transparent confession of my fantasy of wanting to be dominated sexually by a Japanese woman who does not quite entirely know English, and then go bowling with and African-American/Korean woman who does. This is a relatively benign fantasy, but it’s not only racist, it’s waaay too specific. I’m not going to apologize for subconscious urges, but I can’t believe I was just putting that out there like that.
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Instagram
I’ve started getting comfortable with this thing. I like the square format, and I used to be uptight about the filters but you can get a good effect, depending. It feels like I can take pictures that feel more a drawing or painting I would do. I haven’t felt like that about digital photography before. I like how I can make it more about just the photo, Flickr I’m still gonna use but with all the metadata and everything it’s just like blogging, documentation.
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Facebook
Using fb to deal with people you could deal with in any other way is nuts. Great for keeping in touch with message board buddies and that’s about it. I have a page now (I renamed the Hakujin page) for whatever. It’s more like “the label” page, but I don’t even want to call it that anymore. I keep trying to bring everything under one…thing. And keep bringing it back to music (and related art.)
I’m working on a new podcast too that won’t have anything to with any that stuff. I might make a another new general podcast after that. I was trying to put all those ideas together before and that did not work obviously.
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フィナルFriday~12月28日
Maybe this should really be the final monthly post. I could do it it quarterly. I don’t really feel like commenting on events, I’ve stopped doing this on twitter mostly too. I’m just going to be staring in mute horror at my computer screen every so often.
Do I even need to talk about personal stuff? I don’t. I don’t have to do any of this of course. Seemed like a good idea at the time. Took the JLPT again. I did a lot better than last time I think but that thing is still brutal. Zoned out about half way through, like, “What am I doing taking this test? What am I doing with my liiiife?” One a those. I’m taking all that discussion over to the Lang-8 blog entirely in Japanese. Maybe join the site if you’re into that, it’s decent.
Also I had a table the Punk Rock Flea Market that went great. Rodney Anonymous almost bought my old drum machines. Then someone else did. Mostly sold comic books, Japanese tapes, stuff like that. (Had CDs too but didn’t sell many of those.) I will be doing that as often as possible in the future.
Networks
I gotta make a new frontpage with just links an like, I dunno, something. I gotta get back to working on other stuff. Yeah the facebook thing didn’t work, no one cares. If someone cares I’ll try to fix it.
Corrections & Follow-ups
Thinking about Obama. I like Obama. Whenever I see this dude on TV I seriously think, “wow, this guy is President”, but in a good way, not the George Bush way. I think the people that have the most issues with him should be the Progressives and Civil Liberty-types. Which would be where I would put myself. Crazy right-wing Republicans of course will hate almost everyone, but if you’re a moderate Republican, Obama should totally be your dude. Pretty much what he is, like Clinton. If that’s as good as we can get, I guess it’s gotta be good enough. Which maybe it could be if everybody stopped the bullshit. There’s just so much bullshit. Why can’t politics be more like the internet?
I’m just trying to keep doing my own thing, ok. Obama has this thing about him, I feel bad saying anything bad, like I’m going to run into him and it’s gonna be awkward. I feel like I could be at Melvins show and suddenly there’s a voice behind me like, “I hope they do Night Goat”. And it’s Obama. And I’m like, “O-o-o-b-b-ba-ma! W-what—uhm—oh, hey man, you like the Melvins?” And he’ll be like, “Everybody like Melvins.” And everyone turns and looks at me like, of course Obama like the Melvins, you fucking asshole. They’re not even surprised he’s there. It’s totally cool. Except for me. I had to question it. And it’s no random thing, Obama’s totally fucking with me, because of course he reads this blog. Nobody else does, I’m just some jerk who hates Obama, can barely even deal with his sudden omnipresence, which is totally normal. Fine. I can deal. Just me and Barry. Guy with his finger on The Button. Hangin’ out. On the blog, at a show, Punk Rock Flea Market…Taco Bell: He’s gonna be there. I accept it. Alright?
Also, I joined Spotify but I don’t pay for it and I don’t use it much. It’s about as cool as Last.fm when that had most things streaming, but you probably know how that went. It seems crazy to me to think that this new thing is going to be super-permanent and all-inclusive. I don’t get how people can ditch their record collections for it. Don’t you remember when you walked into like a Tower Records or an HMV superstore and the feeling that that was the biggest thing in the world that was completely indestructible? Maybe you don’t…that’s what it was like. Those stores made millions in profits and now they’re gone. Spotify makes no profit yet. (Eventually I think enough people will sign up for paid accounts with reoccurring billing, then gradually use it less as the novelty wears off. This could make them the new Columbia House.) It’s cool, but it doesn’t replace everything. It does replace my old Last.fm playlists, which I’ll redo when I get around to it.
It’s come to my attention that the song Rock ‘n’ Roll Kenchoushozaichi, recorded by Minimoni in 2003, is a cover. This makes my count off, but I’m not fixing it.
I made it sound like all the songs on that Damage Manual album sound the same. They don’t; just relative to the songs on a Pigface album. The compositions are varied but they’re made up of the same components. Get me?
I don’t think that Andes Manta record is totally live. The vocals have gotta be overdubbed.
I don’t know what I’m thinking sometimes.
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V/A | Beat Xmas

Like many internet mixtapes I review, since I listened to it the original link has gone down. But this one has been reposted to WFMU’s Rock ‘n’ Soul Ichiban blog. Seems I can’t be bothered to get around to things in a reasonably timely manner. It’s a personal problem I’m working on. How are you doing?
That’s great, I mean, too bad. Sorry about that. I’m a little distracted. Look, I know this might not be a great time, but I need to talk about this thing I listened to. It’s not important. Well, it’s important to me. Alright, maybe this specific internet mixtape is not that “important” to me even…I enjoyed it. Can’t I…share my enjoyment? It’s better than posting pictures of everything I stuff in my stupid face. Oh stop. No one told you to post those pictures. They did? For real? Well, those people are no friends. Forget about them.
What’s Beat? Is this mix “Beat”? I think it’s “Beat”…but but not Beat. Dig? It’s a fun time, but don’t get any big ideas. There’s maybe a dozen people who were The Beats, then there’s the Jazz guys, then there’s the beatniks (the fans), then there’s not-beatniks, then there’s the not-really-having-anything-to-do-with-anything-just-happened-to-be-theres. And the in-betweeners.
I was not there. I’m 34. But I used to really be obsessed with ‘The Beat Generation’. Still am somewhat, but now I think it’s a mistake to think of it like that. It’s like calling the 90s ‘The Grunge Generation’. It’s just not accurate. This mix is just some holiday-themed fun, but why not completely tear it apart into non-fun atoms? Because there’s better stuff to do, relax. I’m not going that far with it. But we can separate who’s who here.
- Jack Kerouc – ultimate Beat, obvs.
- Lloyd Glenn – legit jazz guy
- Tony Rodelle Larson – Gettin’ suspect. No info on this guy, seems to be a one-off novelty record, but there’s not really jokes in it. Maybe a failed attempt at a crossover career. We get both sides of his only single.
- Lowell Fulson – More of a Blues guy than a Jazz guy
- Jim Backus & Daws Butler – Mr. Magoo vs. Fake Beat, sort of. Funny, sort of.
- Pony Poindexder – Jazz, man. Altho, this is on the far edge of the Beat Era, well into the 60s.
- Jimmy Bowman – Beat version of Night Before Christmas. Another one-off, could have been a minor jazz guy.
- The Mello Moods – Borderline. The Christmas Song is pretty square, but they do their best to jazz it up. It’s not really a Jazz group, it’s transitional into into R&B/Rock.
- Miles Davis & Bob Dorough – I imagine Miles Davis smacking the shit out of anyone calling him a beatnik. Hard to imagine him sharing breathing space with this vocalist, but it happened.
- Hank Crawford – Jazz dude, transitioning into Soul.
- Oscar McLollie – Pretty much early Rock with some Beat lingo.
- Johnny Guarnieri with Slam Stewart – Real jazzbos, joke song. Fun times.
- The Charlie Parker Quintet – Bird, man.
- Babs Gonzales – This guy was a full-time jazz vocalist, no joke. But his style sometimes crosses into of self-parody. Easy to confuse where the line is. Also he apparently considered legit as a poet.
- Marlowe Morris – Jazz-soul…this has to be way into the 60s. Kerouac never heard this stuff.
- Patsy Raye & the Beatniks – This is one knocked out crazy chick. The musicians sound more like part of the lounge scene, a one-off group trying to cash in towards the end of the era. Kinda cool tho.
- The Ronnie Kole Trio – Standard jazz group.
- William S. Burroughs – Burroughs, man. Possibly at his least nihilistic.
- Manfred Mann – Huh?
- The Phil Moore Four – legit jazz dude, kinda pushin’ it.
- Lord Buckley – legit non-jazz non-beatnik, his take on Scrooge is more enjoyable before you realize it’s straight-up minstrelsy. So hopefully you’ve listened to the whole thing before reading this. Pretty great.
- Edd “Kookie” Byrnes – Man, was he beat. NOPE. It’s cool tho, man. Is it? Cool it man, it’s the past.
I went over this a few times (totally Un-Beat), like, “yeah, this guy’s a beatnik, that guy is, real beatnik here, fake beatnik there”, whatever. But NONE of these cats (can I say “cats”?) are beatninks. It’s just another word for hipster. Despite how anyone else uses those words I think there’s a clear and non-necessarily derogatory definition: it’s the type of person that lives the lifestyle of an artist without actually creating anything. Anybody that is creating art, whatever you call them…they made something. (And I don’t think fashion counts as a thing, unless you’re making the clothes from scratch.) Oh, but I’ve gone off on a thing. I’ll let you get back to whatever. Hippy Holidays and such.
Feels good! %






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