{"id":417,"date":"2011-04-03T00:07:16","date_gmt":"2011-04-03T04:07:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jimhaku.com\/blog\/?p=417"},"modified":"2011-04-03T00:07:16","modified_gmt":"2011-04-03T04:07:16","slug":"charlie-sheen-tiger-mom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jimhaku.com\/blog\/charlie-sheen-tiger-mom\/","title":{"rendered":"Also, Charlie Sheen Is a Tiger Mom or Some Bullshit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Look, I can&#8217;t keep up with everything. Yes, I&#8217;m reverting to some rando blogging. Maybe I&#8217;ll delete all the meta posts if I get the reviews going. Maybe this isn&#8217;t even a meta post. Maybe this is not even a blog. Is this even the internet? Yes&#8230;but&#8230;what if, man. That&#8217;s all I&#8217;m saying.<\/p>\n<p>First, an apology. Back in <a href=\"https:\/\/www.jimhaku.com\/blog\/ha-ha-ha-ha\/\">this post<\/a> I suggested the following:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Just jump in a stream and soak up something different.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I can&#8217;t believe I said that. I mean it&#8217;s just corny. Sorry.<\/p>\n<p>We can&#8217;t dwell on it, there&#8217;s situations to assess. If 2010 felt like at least two years, March felt like at least three 2010s. This can&#8217;t go on. Things can always get worse of course, but the series of events has created a whole new kind of mental trainwreck in my trainwreck of a brain. If things even out (say, the world economy stops collapsing and Japan stops exploding) I think some good could come of it. And by good, I mean good for my brain\/my own life in general. Sorry, again. That&#8217;s why it&#8217;s jimhaku.com, not greatestmusic.net, or even goo.d.rev.ie.ws &#8230;whatever. Fuck, I need to make a front page or something this blog is a joke. And speaking of jokes, I&#8217;m having a hard time taking myself uber-seriously with a name like Jim Haku. How is that gonna look in all caps on a hardcover? Shitty. <\/p>\n<p>So fucked.<\/p>\n<p>Bright side, right&#8230;yeah, well here&#8217;s how it&#8217;s worked: let&#8217;s say you&#8217;ve got your trains (of thought) going right off a damn cliff. Let&#8217;s say the train and the passengers and cargo and what not survive but are stuck at the bottom the cliff. But more trains keep coming. It&#8217;s just a pileup of carnage and it all stuck there. It&#8217;s intact but it can&#8217;t go anywhere. But it turns out the bottom of that cliff is really the top of an even bigger cliff. &#8220;Oh shit?&#8221; Indeed, but now the bottom of the first cliff is at least cleared out. &#8220;What does that even accomplish and that is a horrifying metaphor given the situation.&#8221; Point taken. But there&#8217;s just so many things I&#8217;ve been obsessing over that I can&#8217;t do anything about they&#8217;ve it&#8217;s like they&#8217;ve all canceled each other. Instead of having a complete breakdown where I&#8217;m just staring down at wreckage, I can think about things like track repair, schedule rerouting, maybe some new upholstery and even on-board refreshments. Is this a steam train or electric? I should find out. Steam or electric, fuck! Japan has goddamn magnet supertrains! Goddamn they are cool. <\/p>\n<p align=right><b>%<\/b><\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Look, I can&#8217;t keep up with everything. Yes, I&#8217;m reverting to some rando blogging. Maybe I&#8217;ll delete all the meta posts if I get the reviews going. Maybe this isn&#8217;t even a meta post. Maybe this is not even a blog. Is this even the internet? Yes&#8230;but&#8230;what if, man. That&#8217;s all I&#8217;m saying. 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